kml
killing myself/meself laughing – laughing extremely hard at something
‘dude,i was totally kmling at yo joke. sh-t was off the hizzle!’
‘you’re white.’
kml is the phrase used to explain your hatred toward an object because it kills your life.
a step up from fml
i hate uni, kml!
these uni -ssignments kill my life
i have car rego due and i’m broke, kml.
literally, “kill my life.” often used under stressful conditions in which one is out of luck and pr-ne to failure. “my” can be used interchangably with other possessive pr-nouns, such as “your, his, her, their, our.”
kml – i just walked in on my boyfriend giving it to my best friend doggie-style.
kill me now
kml stands for kill me now. self explanatory
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