knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk
n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. to have consumed so much alcohol that most of one’s motor skills are severely impaired. one in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the -ssociated nausea. the snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect–however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
alex drank way too many tequia f-nnybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
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