Knit a sweater phase


when s-x is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. this is a multi-use phrase. having children definately brings on knit a sweater. dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. when men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. all fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
i think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look s-xy for my new boyfriend. the sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that i should have shut up talking, but i didn’t, and she bit my head off.

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