knitpacker
1. highly prudish and high-strung person (usu. white female) from upper-middle cl-ss suburbs who can’t stay out and have a good time because she has to go home and ‘pack’ or ‘knit’ or other such -ssinine ‘obligations’
2. also, someone (usu. white female) who cannot refrain from delivering minute and unjustified critism, i.e. nit-pick
guy: why’re you going home so early… it’s friday night!
knitpacker: yeah… but i have to go home and organize my linen closet.
1. highly prudish and high-strung person (usu. white female) from upper-middle cl-ss suburbs who can’t stay out and have a good time because she has to go home and ‘pack’ or ‘knit’ or other such -ssinine ‘obligations’
2. also, someone (usu. white female) who cannot refrain from delivering minute and unjustified critism, i.e. nit-pick
guy: why’re you going home so early… it’s friday night!
knitpacker: yeah… but i have to go home and organize my linen closet.
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