Knob Conkers
yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional conkers game but with kn-b. kn-b conkers.
combatants stand toe-to-toe with p-n-s in hand.
combatants take turns each to strike the p-n-s of their combatant with as much force as possible. last man standing wins.
a refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
an erection results in automatic expulsion from yorkshire.
carl: “….. i’m telling you, my wife’s t-ts are far better than your julie’s plastic ones”.
wayne: “bl–dy are not!”
carl: “only 1 way to sort this out for good…i challenge you to kn-b conkers!”
a rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. as offensive as d-ck head, without the obvious negative connotations
often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
the lads: great night out sat-rday.
rob: you didn’t invite me out last week, you’re a right kn-b conker!!
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