Knollwood


the coolest f-cking place ever. normally called the “ghetto” of lake forest and lake bluff, the people there are commonly refered to as white trash. this, however, is a mild misconception. the wonderful people of knollwood are the ones who make money off the rich -ssholes of lake forest. lake forest is commonly misconcieved as a dry town, but mostly every child in lake forest drinks, and more than 75% of the students who attend lfhs smoke the ganj. lake forest is a key place for knollwood because the people of knollwood can buy bags for cheap and sell them highly overpriced to the rich douchebags of lake forest.

knollwood has a mcdonalds, scooters, quiznos, subway, and domonicks. mcdonalds is a very popular hang out for kids who have nothing better to do.

a knollwoodian is commonly refered to as white trash, as stated before, and a rough-housian. this is because the lake forest kids are p-ss-es and dont know how to fight. knollwood is the greatest place ever and anyone got anything to say about it say it to our face you d-mn p-ssy.
-lf kid: knollwoods just one giant trailer park.
kw kid: shut the f-ck up douchebag.
lf kid: yes sir.
-yo man, lets go hit up dat mickey d’s in k-wood, im bored as f-ck.
-lf kid: did you see that young man just engage in violence with that unsuspecting lake forest kid?
lf kid 2: yes, i saw that. he must be from knollwood.
kw kid: you b-tches got somethin to say to me?
lf kid 1+2: no sir.

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