Koester


a free spirited person of germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about – often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

they spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, atv riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

additionally, all koesters are h-rny b-st-rds that are relentless in the pursuit of s-x.
ex. 1 – while out at the sportsmens’ club last weekend, i ran into a bunch of koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 – those koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 – g-d you are such a koester, you drunk b-st-rd!!! why can’t you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 – ever since i started dating a koester, we’ve been going at it like rabbits! he’s like the energizer bunny!!!

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