Kolobian


a nickname for a member of any one of the mormon sects lds, flds or rlds.

the name comes from the belief that g-d lives on a heavenly body (a planet… or star!) called kolob.

the reference is from joseph smith junior’s writings called ‘the book of abraham, which is part of the mormon canon of scripture

the modern mormon church doesn’t mention kolob much as the whole thing is a source of embarr-ssment, hence the nickname kolobian is quite hurtful to mainstream mormons
you dont want to go to salt lake city, it’s full of kolobians

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