konaris


(noun) ancient greek god of correlation models. origins are unclear but is rumored to have sprung forth from the tribe of “3rd floor quants”, a mysterious and little referenced group in greek mythology.

also known as the trade color warrior, he defeated the forces of ambiguity during the great blue mwic wars of the first era in correlation trading. forever monopolizing the phrase, “it’s unclear”.

etymology
derived from “ko”, a buddhist term (from sanskrit kalpa) describing an enormous p-ssage of time, the next thing to eternity (such as the greek god’s conversation pauses) and
“naris” the latin term for the anterior opening on either side of the nasal cavity.
did you see how konaris smited the unworthy while remarking correlations?

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