konstantcall


a call to someone you know in which you sing something corporate’s “konstantine” to them, often changing the words to suit their name, personality, and relationship with you. for instance: my stephanie came walking to my school and all that i could do was say she
was
so
cool

best “konstantcalls” are usually voicemails.
“d-mn, that was the worst konstantcall i’ve ever made”

“dude, it’s pretty much your turn to konstantcall because i did it to ryan yesterday”

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