koofie smack


the act of getting smacked in one’s face by an abnormally large p-n-s. bonus points for the smacker (aka the one performing the act of the smack) if the smackee (the receiver) is knocked unconscious.
d-mn, baldie koofie smacked toker so hard she didn’t wake up until the next morning.

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