when you ribs hurt from surfing for the first time in a long time. or if you are just too skinny and don’t have much meat on your bones to pad your chest against the board, your ribs start to hurt.
it’s been so long since i surfed, i have major kook rash. my ribs are killing me!!!
- p*ssing on a flat rock
a sudden and heavy downpour of anything would you look at the rain? just like a frog p*ssing on a flat rock. the bills are piling up like a mule p*ssing on a flat rock
- christian lee rutter
king d*ck daddy! every girl needs one! oh my god his s*x was so good he had to be a christian lee rutter
- skinny malinx
a very skinny girl.. anorexic chick see that skinny girl over there?…she’s a skinny malinx!
emlen is a rare and amazing find. if you ever meet one keep him close to you for he is loving and kind. his p*ssion for running is unfound, he runs like a gazelle in the heat of the sun. he is able to talk fluently in french and woo the women with ease. his […]