Kookish


a hybrid online language, gibberish, nonsense. usually used to stomp on a conversation, sometimes utilizing colorful html tags.
john doe: electricity is a great invention.
jane doe: yes, i could not read without my night light.
kookish language user: my fork is bent and the cat is on fire mu hahaha!
john doe: ?????
jane doe: ?????

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    when a teenager or child is having a terrible time in life–much like a mid life crisis. -dude, what’s wrong with jeff? -he’s going through a kid life crisis because he just got dumped by cindy. -ouch!

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    to attempt b-st–lity, only to discover that the animal you are humping is actually a human in an animal costume. i was mounting my favorite sheep when my buddy furprised me

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