koonzie
short for a c–n and a white girl that can’t stop drinking tea and has a love/hate relationship with mexicans. typically has long brown hair and laughs hysterically at everything. also likes to say “f-ck you”, and hates everything on a daily basis. her life is very interesting.
that girl is such a koonzie.
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