Koopalings


the 8 children of bowser. they have a unique personality, from smart to hopped up on crack. this is the list
iggy: hopped up on crack
lemmy: ball-loving f-ckhead
roy: strong emptyhead
wendy: the only female
morton: fat dumb-ss
ludwig: smart for no apparent reason
bowser jr.: f-ckin’ bad-ss
larry: lying, cheating freak with a mohawk
the koopalings are f-cktards, they always let their guard down
bowser’s original seven children. they have appeared in several mario games. there first appearence was in mario bros. 3. each one has a different personality and look to them. also, they all have a different fighting style.
the koopalings just kicked mario’s -ss

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