Koppenberg
a name condition, where no matter how many times you tell someone how to say it, they always call you something different.
“hi mr. kloppenburg.” “in today’s news, mr. koppenberger goes to jail”. “good one, c-ckenberg.”
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- kopphole
in the business world, this is a customer who refuses to be rational, and is rude and belligerent but as the vendor, you have to maintain the “customer is always right” rule, even though you know that they’re being unreasonable. that customer is such a kopphole!
- mutual fistpump
when you fist pump in one motion. not bending the wrist and elbow but keeping ur arm in an l shape and moving it side to side. this can also be described as a “soft fistpump” guy 1- “dude we were mutual fistpumping so hardcore at the club last night.”guy 2- “dude thats legit.”
- mutual freakage
term coined by kate: desctribes when two or more individuals freak out about the same thing at the same time, creating m-ss pandimonium. there was a wicked case of mutual freakage between me and kate when ritter -ssigned that dumb–ss project that made no sense.
- monkeyman in the can
a hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his b-tt cheeks. usually seen sipping -n-s juice. artie lived in the toilet, where the monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot b-tt mud onto artie’s unsuspecting face.
- Morgan Malmburged
(v) the act of embracing someone, friend or stranger, in a hug and slipping your hand into the hug recipiants pants and inserting a digit into the -n-s. after complete insertion of digit, preferrably middle finger, the opposite hand should be used to sshh the mouth of recipient. austin: “hey man long time no see! […]