Kouvaris’ Theorem
the act of inserting one’s fist into another person’s -n-s until the victim collapses from the excruciating pain. when done properly the administrator will insert their arm from the fist to the arm pit into the recipient’s -n-s and back out all in one swift motion done repeatedly in swift succession. often triggering bleeding, himroids, and bowel seepage. a sign of eternal love in h-m-s-xual-ism, of inflicted in a state of extrema rage toward the victim. a point of humor to instructors.
dude me and my partner did the kouvaris’ theorem all night and my -n-s so freak raw i cant walk.
that guy got so mad when i called him he said he would inflict the kouvaris theorem on me next time he saw me.
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