Kozma


most interesting and good looking man in the world. kozma’s teach horses to read their email for them. police often question them, just because they find them interesting. their charm is so contagious, vaccines were created for it. every time they go for a swim, dolphins appear. they’re reputation is expanding, faster then the universe. they’re parents were named after them. they are always on time… yet somehow arrive fashionably late. women say a kozma’s hand feels like rich, brown swede. they are lovers, not a fighters, but they’re also a fighters, so don’t get any ideas
1.that man must be a kozma, he is the life of parties he has never attended.

2. wow that must be a kozma that just walked in, his blood smells like cologne.

3. he is such a kozma, if he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

4.only kozma’s are so brave that sharks have a week dedicated to them.
when you p-ss out drunk and urinate on your girlfried in your sleep and don’t realize it.
my girl is p-ssed. she hates taking a shower and changing the sheets in the middle of the night after i kozma.

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