kpop fan
an air-headed, delusional person who loves korean pop (kpop).
there are two types – fangirls and fanboys.
kpop fangirls are little creatures who scream like animals at concerts for their biases/male idols that they love and are too blinded to consider l-sting about anything else. they constantly dream about this dream man and being their wife, and write extremely interesting fanfictions.
kpop fanboys are boys going through stages of p-b-rty who enjoy kpop for the hot girls.
kpop fangirl1: omg!!!!11!!1 did u see luhanlift his shirt up at this consert??!?!?!1 i litraly like died omggg
kpop fangirl2: i know right?!11? kekekekeke but dude yesung held hands with seohyun !!!!!!!!!!!1111 how dare he touch seohyun ugh fml stop stealing my husband!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 >:(
fangirl1: he did??? nooooooooooooooooooooo i hate yesung now y wont he touch me oh wel it doesnt matter cuz i still have 163 husbands that i can f-ck!!!11 like kai <3333
kpop fanboy1: dude have you seen hyuna's new music video?
kpopfanboy2: no, ill search it up. . . . . . . oh sh-t, found it. . . . . . . . . . . brb fapping
kpop fanboy1: ;), yup. but dont get me wrong i like hyuna for her music 😉
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