Kraven’s Law


the act of making eye contact with yourself in the mirror while masturbating for longer than a second and half that you are in fact gay.
man 1: did you hear that nasty motherf-cker jerked off in the mirror?
man 2: i heard it made eye contact with himself.
man 1: f-cking kraven’s law man.

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