krillin


short little b-st-rd who always lives in goku’s shadow.
essentially, goku’s best friend, and the kenny mccormic of the dragon ball series, the one who’s died the most times always to be wished back to life by the show’s t-tular (funny word) dragon b-lls (equally funny word).

the poor b-st-rd has died a grand total of four times throughout the shows:

once in dragon ball (savegely beaten and murdered.)

once by freeza (completly vaporized.)

once by majiin buu (though, who could blame him, since that was the time everyone died.)

and finnally of natural causes at the end of dbgt (i can’t believe i sat through the whole thing either.)

the only thing separating him from kenny is that when he’s killed, instead of shouting “oh my god!!!! they killed krillin! you b-st-rds!!!” goku beats the living tar out of anyone who does.
krillin’s j-penese name is a pun on “cheastnut”. why didn’t we americans just name him chester? it’s probably just me.
a funny, short, and slightly manipulative shaolin monk. best friend of goku. husband of 18. father of marron.
“hey frieza? want to try that again?” -moons him- “here’s your target!”
1. mondo cool
2. ham
3. old man special beam cannon
4. a short bald character on dragon ball (z, gt) who can’t fight because he is a stupid human who waxes his head. he is a buddist monk also.
wow krillin, that’s mondo cool!
slang word for marijuana. krilliing = smoking it. krilled = feeling the effects.
let’s go meet krillin. yo bro, do you have any krillin? are you an idiot, i can’t krill before my exam! i’m sooo krilled!
someone that decides to b-tch out for no reason at all.
bro, just put it in her b-tt. quit krillin on me
boston slang for the word chillen sometimes worded as krill, krillen, krilliando. ussualy used by latino’s or cape verdeans.
1.yo what you doing man?
2.out hea krillin. you tryna go get f-ckd up?
1.nah b krill.

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