the incest couple consisting of kristen and scott from total drama.
boy: kriscott…more like krisnot!
girl: lol! good one!
- hey its fred
the worlds only effective chat-up line. girl: “hi there” boy: “hey its fred!” girl: “give me you c*ck”
- wad vs fold
one either wads or folds toilet paper before using; no in between. before james entered the bathroom stall to take a satisfying dump, he had to think: “wad vs fold” for a brief moment before wiping.
- trans adult
when an adult either acts like a child or identifies as one example1: guy at bar: hey checkout the goofball drinking a beer while wearing a bib girlfriend: shh someone will hear you he’s 53 but identifies as a 14 month old when he eats. example 2: husband to wife: why is there a 40 […]
to be so uberly cool that it’s beyond cool, beyond awesome. better than schiff is uberschiff. 8-bit theatre is schiff. a skiff is someone who is dirty they’re just gross no matter what they do or how they look their just nasty its like someone who is just ew and they’re so dirrty you just […]
a backstabbing -ss b-tch but has a lot of friends and is hot af. had lots of boyfriend’s and almost got married twice. can replace you fast. has a nice -ss house but she is r-t-rded. she got body like a benz. but she will cheer you up whenever you’re sad. she’ll embarr-ss herself just […]