Krispie Tits
when you are with a girl who has fake b–bs but the implants have lost their fluid, therefore leaving the bag an empty sh-ll inside of her chest. when you grab the br–sts all you hear is the sound “”snap crackle pop”
“that d-mn water bra gave the illusion of big full br–sts but when i got it off all i felt was those d-mn krispie t-ts”
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