Kristas
an extremely beautiful, dark haired female. often blue-eyed, but sometimes has hazel eyes. either way, her eyes are always shining.
she is often confused with buffy the vampire slayer.
a lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.
a kristas is multi talented. she can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.
while her singing voice is “unique”, she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.
a kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.
buffy pomeranian cat quirky mom kristas
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