Kristen Beatty
kristen beatty is straight up, f-cking awesome! she is pretty much the s-xiest b-tch you’ll ever meet! she has a perfect body, beautiful blue eyes, pearly white teeth, and long brunette hair. kristen beatty is good at everything she does and never fails. girls want to be her, and boys want to be with her! kristen beatty can do no wrong! she is so beautiful that just the sight of her makes your heart skip a beat. kristen beatty is so good in bed that you will find yourself thinking about her when you are with other women, or by yourself. kristen beatty cooks like a chef too. she has never made a bad dish in her life. many people have said that after meeting kristen beatty, if they were to die, they would die a better person. if you have ever had the pleasure of meeting kristen beatty, she is probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.
girl: omg did you see how beautiful kristen beatty looks today?
other girl: she always looks beautiful, i wish i was her.
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