Kristian martin
a beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. kristian martin is simply a bad-ss. talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets… identical twin to tim martin
person #1: “was that “kris martin?”
person #2: “kris martin” is such a pretty rock .”
person #3: “i think “kris martin” is dating someone named ken..”
kristian martin is a rock
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