Kristoff


a gay b-ss player who plays grab -ss with men and calls them gay to hide his s-xuality
a kristoff slithered over squeezed a mans -ss grappled and began to hump viggorusly
a big big hairy man whom lives in a land of wonder and potatoes, scottsdale.

he loves gerbals and charlies small w-ng.

<3 xoxoxoxox kristoff: grrr im a big hairy gorilla from the scottsdale b&b. kristoff: h-llo kristoff: charlie chang has a tiny w-ng! <3

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