Krittle
the weird little bits that flake off the edges of very old (well, post-1880s), very brittle newspapers when you touch them.
first doc-mented use: while working on newspaper survey/shelf-read for employer.
in use: “omg, i’m covered with krittles!” “hey, sweep up that pile of krittle, wouldja?” “dear god,i’ve inhaled a lungful of krittle.”
related items:
krittlacious period (refers to post-1880s)
krittle mines of moria (self-explanatory)
krittle drifts (deep piles of krittle left on floor after handling items from the krittlacious period).
a fat ugly girl that works at the manor. usually, when she says anything with the letter ‘s’ in it, it sounds like a fart noise.
ie “i ju(fart noise)t dont know what to think anymore”. krittle
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