krocodile tears


a homemade version of heroin made of gasoline and codeine. it gets it’s name from the fact that the users skin turn scaly. this drug invariably kills its users after rotting their brain and eating their insides. it seems like this drug is only present, at the moment, in russia and in some middle east countries.

– vice magazine
since igor and krastin started using krocodile tears their acne has completly disapeared.

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