kroger


h-ll. as simple as that, no more no less
“stop whining” at kroger
a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they’re own stupid idosynchrocies.
“hey man wutz up? jus goin to work. where? kro-er..h-ll.”
commonly mistakened for the concentration camps where hitler would persecuit jews. instead of killing people at kroger though, they force them to do mind numbing work, such as pushing large metal objects, many at a time. this is forced upon the victim until death ensues or genocide of the supervisors.
wow, you go to kroger? doesn’t that suck?
kroger is a grocery chain headquartered in cincinnati ohio. there are stores throughout the southeast and upper south.
i went to kroger to pick up some frozen skyline chiliand some grippo potato chips.
a code name for strip club. effectively lets you and your friends talk freely about the t-tty bar without turning any heads.
hey bro. i got a pocket full of cash lets go to krogers.
a grocery store in the southeast. also a euphemism for taking a sh-t, or the product of one, usually taken in a krogerarium (bathroom).
i just made the biggest kroger
an extremely financially selfish grocery store known for overcharging customers who don’t have their “plus” card, paying their employees as low as the law allows them to, and providing the lowest quality food/drink products out there.
1. here at kroger, if you use your plus card, you will save so much money, you’ll be paying as low as the publix next door!

2. hey come work at kroger! unlike the publix across the street, we will pay you a solid $5.15 an hour!

3. come to kroger where our milk expires 7-10 days before the labeled expiration date!

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