Krokeide
krokeide is a place, a tiny village 2 miles outside bergen, in norway. krokeide is a wonderful place, with a beautiful lagoon, old fishboats by the beach, a big forest with the tallest trees and mountains high enough you feel like the queen/king of the world when standing on them.
it is very popular to live at krokeide, but very expensive.
krokeide is also a family name for about 175 norwegian people. it is a very unique surname. the krokeide´s (krokeide slekta, in norwegian) is known for being some big-mouthed smart-sses. they won´t let anyone f-ck with em´. they stand up for themselves, with communication and their smarts.
“wow, who are those people?”
“i think they might be the krokeide´s”
“krokeide? what the h-ll is that”?
“a wonderful place in bergen! have you seriously never heard of it? dumb-ss.”
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