Kryptonite Guy


a guy that a strong women just can’t let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. he’s not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. the after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.
did you see kryptonite guy last night? yeah, you know i did….ugh. what is wrong with me, why do i let him affect me like this?

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