krystal ball


(v, tr.)

hampering a political candidate’s chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. the term is especially applicable to s-xually suggestive photos.

the term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old virginia businesswoman krystal ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a halloween d-ld- during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
student 1: hahaha. ben’s blog swears he’s going to run for congress in a few years. quick, let’s save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(student 2 logs onto facebook and begins to save photos of their “friend”).

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