krystal methany



the b-tch you do not like. she a thot. a p-ssy p-ssy thot to be exact. she’s faker than the plant in your mom’s living room. she wants everything but she gets nothing. she’s a basic -ss b-tch.
“you call her stephanie?”
“well b-tch i call her krystal methany”

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