Kubota
sh-tty company that makes you work ridiculously long hours, six days a week because they can’t keep their stupid -ssembly lines running smooth. one of the many perks of working there is you get to hear the d-mn robots going round and round over and over playing the same d-mn music day in and day out. one can only stand hearing “mary had a little lamb” beeped out in 8 bit format so many times before you nearly go insane.
the cash $$$$ is good though.
d-mn, i’ve got monkey b-tt and blisters on my feet from working 13 1/2 hours a day, 6 days a week at kubota. someone take a sledge hammer to that d-mn robot over there that’s been playing tetris music for the past 9 hours straight. i can’t wait for sunday so i can have a day off to sleep all day and then get up and do it all over again!
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