kubotan


a safer and perhaps more effective alternative to br-ss knuckles. it’s usually a lightweight aluminum stick no more than 6 inches long that you hold in your fist. you strike your -ssailant using a backfist jab motion in a pressure point to pretty much stun them. legal in all 50 states and can fit on your keychain if you get the right type.
an ex-girlfriend of mine got some drunk guys at a party together and told them to kick my -ss. all five of them confronted me outside the back porch and i took out my kubotan and struck the main guy in the temple with a kubotan. the rest of the people freaked out and left.

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