Kuehners


unit of measurement for how awesome something is. only on a scale from zero (0) to ten (10), ten being the highest. measurements must always be calculated as integers (no decimals). unit can be symbolized by a horizontal angry-face, as shown: >:|
example 1:
a: “dude, that quiz was crazy hard.”
b: “yeah, i know. it was like 2 kuehners.”

example 2:
a: “bro, that was the coolest movie ever!”
b: “i give that 9 kuehners, minimum.”

example 3:
a: “that basketball game was about 6 >:|.”

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