kum and go

a chain of gas station/convenience stores primarily in the midwest, over half of which are currently located in iowa. the name is a play on the phrase “come and go” (obviously) but the initials are changed to reflect those of the parent company, krause gentle corporation. many people have observed that the word “k-m” is closer in spelling and appearance to the word c-m than “come”, giving the name an unintended s-xual connotation… or perhaps that was the intent of kraus gentle corp. all along, seeing as how k-m and go is one of the few convenience stores to regularly carry p-rnography. whatever the reason, k-m and go is a very successful branch of its parent company, and the number of stations are planned to nearly double by 2008.
“let’s stop at k-m and go for some gas and p-rn.”
“ha ha… k-m…”
“yes, i’ve lived here for 13 years. it’s not that funny anymore.”
k-m and go is a kick–ss convenience store with an unfortunate name, although i like to see peoples’ reactions who haven’t ever seen one before.
alternate names i have for this store are “-j-c-l-t- and evacuate” and “j-zz and jet.”
i’m hungry, let’s go to k-m and go to get some cr-ppy gas station food. h-ll, let’s get two kinds of gas! some for my car and some for my -ss!

k-m and go…haha, what the f-ck. yeah, i have a dirty mind and i laugh becuase i’m like 12 years old…hehehehee…
the only place that still has rockstar energy drink and p-rno
k-m n go is f-ckin awesome, it’s the only clean convience store i’ve been to.
the greatest convenience store ever, also a card game invented by andrew huber and eric eldritch where you get to shout out things like dirty sanchez, sausage drop, and syphillis.
i stopped at the k-m and go to pick up a pack of blunt wraps and a 40.
when you take a sl-tty girl to a certain convient store, jerk off into her face, then pull a bang-bro (push her out of the car and speed off)
j-money: yo dawg im exhausted
blazin hazen: why n-gg-t?
j-money: i just pulled a k-m and go on that sl-t thats been blowin up my cellular device
blazin hazen: fo’real? u even pulled a bang-bro?
j-money: you know it!
anither word for your local wh-r-.
“i saw you with jody last night”
“no man, shes a k-m and go”