kump
an intense exclamation of desire, extremity, intensity, or s-xual justice. in the most extreme of these situations one must declare “lee! r! k-mp!”
“mmm…k-mp.”
“mmm…that botp was k-mpin’! i thought i couldn’t get ’nuff -ss!”
“dude, take a look at this big–ss k-mp i just took!”
“k-mp!”
“those fruitsnacks were k-mptastic! strawberry, i would superman that ho!”
the word hails from elko, nevada, wherein there is a football field called k-mp field. one day, a group of girls were watching a pee-wee football game on said field, when they noticed how awesomely stupid the word k-mp is. so from then on, k-mp became a word you use to insult people. it’s pretty much another word for idiot, r-t-rd, stupid, dumb-ss, douchebag, etc.
g-d, mike was being such a k-mp today!
the prospect of awakening without experiencing a violent death due to the commendable ethical mortifying chuck noris, while also being compeled to bring to exhistance the very prospect of which you are still a sentient coherent living being.
“hey hey hey i’m fat albert, and i just woke up to find that chuck noris didn’t kill me, another k-mp day!” – fat albert
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