a game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. also a pun.
bill: “why did jack just kick a shoe at you?”
adam: “bro, we’re playing kung shoe.”
- silicon chip
the silicon chip is now used as a d*ld* for the p*n*s it used to be used for g*y p*rn. # blackpeoplecanbeg*ytoo i can’t wait until i go home so i can play with my silicon chip whilst face timing philbobsteve
- trump power fist
after his inaugural address, trump raised his fist in a gesture resembling the black power fist, but clearly meaning something different. this time, it signals that the oppressed and maligned super-rich are finally claiming their rights to own it all! when we saw der drumpfenführer raise the trump power fist, we should all have known […]
- thomas fergusson
a white f*ck boy with no brain or p*n*s. also has a beautiful cousin named earl satan sartorius. sh*t, he’s a real *ss. i bet his name is thomas fergusson.
kalistar has an infectious laugh, is a real ladies man, and enjoys tinkering. he is a social b*tterfly, but has a soft side and enjoys a good cuddle. he loves m&m’s. (maori translation for his name is: nrublim) kalistar has an infectious laugh