Kunt Muffin


noun: similar to c-nt m-ffin, the notable difference being the “k” which changes the word from a horrific insult to a loving term of endearment.

often used to describe a friend who has either made a silly mistake or recently done you a favor.

it is also important to note that when calling someone a kunt m-ffin it is usually a good idea to specify that you are using the complimentary form of the phrase to avoid confusion.
carly: jane just bought me shoes for my birthday!
sam: aw, that is so sweet!
carly: she is such a kunt m-ffin!
sam: that isn’t very nice!
carly: no, no i mean a kunt m-ffin with a k.
someone who is very queer or h-m-.
that dude just touched my -ss. he’s such a kunt m-ffin!

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