Kururu
an alien frog who wants to conquer earth with keroro, tamama, giroro, and dororo. he is incredibly smart, but s-d-stic, and has a twisted and dark sense of humor. his laugh, which is heard many times, sounds like “ku ku ku!”
kururu: ku ku ku! oh, i do love ruining childrens’ favorite holiday! it just feels so right!
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