kwach
noun. the word is used to define a person whose actions appear erratic and seemingly random, and show complete disregard to prior arrangements, commitments or social norms. a kwach’s behaviour befuddles everyone he comes across. the only predictable thing about a kwach, is that he will act like a kwach.
guy 1: hey man, are you going to that big concert tonight?
kwach: no
guy 1: but you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
kwach: ag sorry, i’ve have to bath my dog, and then i’m going to ride my bike.
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