Kwak
a strong belgian beer served up to you in a round-bottomed gl-ss that doesn’t sit on a table but in some kind of weird wooden contraption reminscent of something from a science lab from a rubbish school in kirkby in the late 1970s.
after necking 10 kwaks, i was f-cking wall-rs-holed on it. i tried to get hold of some bird and made a right wallidiot of myself.
to get kwacked:
1) to overdose on something less than a beer can and a ciggarette, to the point where you need to be carried by your friends.
2) to have a moment where you have no perception of your surroundings and you need to rely on your mates to wake you up.
3) a feeling of satisfaction when your friends bail you out of an overdose.
1) “i know you want to try another beer, but i seriously don’t want you getting kwacked again.”
2) “did i just kwak through the entire math cl-ss?”
3) “i wouldn’t feel so kwacked if it wasn’t for you guys.”
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