Kyle Gass


the yin to jack black’s yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: tenacious d. the man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a yak from 200 yards away… with mind bullets!
the man with the power… to move you.

jack black: kyle, if i was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? feed me? brush my teeth?
kyle g-ss: yes.
jb: would you read to me?
kg: why couldn’t you read?
jb: just don’t want to.
kg: yes.
jb: would you take a bullet for me?
kg: no.

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