L.I.D.S.
an anagram short for, “little irish d-ck syndrome”. common in most post-p-b-scent irish males. it has been estimated that nearly 94% of all irish males suffers from l.i.d.s. in a case study conducted by m-ssachusetts inst-tute of technology (rowe, et al, 1997). famous l.i.d.s. patients include tom cruise, bob saget, hilary clinton, and ron weasley.
girl 1: “i sure feel bad for stephanie”
girl 2: “why is that?”
girl 1: “her boyfriend has just been diagnosed with a terminal case of l.i.d.s.”
girl 2: “looks like her vibrator is going to be doing a lot of work in the future”
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