L.L.Bean
a great brand for people wanting to look simple yet cl-ssy. it’s rightfully priced because of it’s quality and name, unlike the brands you see today like abercrombie and fitch. gives you the “new englander” look. l.l.bean is a little expensive but if you are looking for quality, elegance, simplicity, and cl-ss, look no further. did i mention their book bags last a lifetime?
alicia walked all the way to the teachers desk from the back of the room. all the kids examined the new student from boston with her cram, cashmere sweater and brown khakis as she walked p-ssed them. one girl whispered to her friend, “i like her sweater. where’d she get it?”. her friend responded, “i think it’s l.l.bean”
ladies love bean. this was going to be the company’s slogan but they decided on canning it.
l.l. bean and l.l. cool j. peas in a pod.
a catalog made by crazy -ss crackas for crazy -ss crackas.
abercrombie and fitch for elderly crackas.
it is fully of grinning crackas going crackabug hunting in maine, a cold place where mooses and crackas live.
that crazy -ss cracka got a $40 tshirt from the l.l. bean catalog.
one cracka to another: “did you see that darling egglant tee in the latest l.l. bean?”
cracka had to get a raincoat out of l.l. bean because crackas is afraid to get wet.
freeport, maine’s clothing brand for ugly, messy, geeky -ss new-englanders or the same kind of people who wish they lived in new england. everyone who wears it thinks they’re so f-cking smart but they’re really geeks who hug trees. the sizing is inconsistant, its overpriced, and not to mention its ugly and boring! their clothes have no style or personal flair.
look at the exchange student from m-ssachusetts. she’s got the ugliest clothes i’ve ever seen. i think they’re l.l. bean.
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