L-rod
the nickname always given to that one mexican kid in cl-ss who’s name starts with “l” and last name is rodrigues or rodrigo. the l beginning his first name usually signifies the l’s he takes in every situation.
an l-rod usually is awkward in every situation, never seeming to look normal in his environment. he can be spotted walking like bigfoot and b-mping into sh-t as he moves along. sh-tty, not funny jokes are his specialty, and he always stutters while saying them. he gets no b-tches and has a foot fetish as well as a stank–ss smell all the time.
despite all the sh-t l-rods take, they do have some talents. they are very good at playing maracas, identifying smells in different types of p-ss, licking eyeb-lls, and letting you know if something can kill you or not.
“dude, i just saw l-rod sniffing that retarted kids p-ss.”
“holy sh-t! bigfoot is real!… oh wait, it’s just l-rod”
“l-rod almost got rejected by that weird girl but when he mentioned his talent in eyeball licking, he reeled her in”
“l-rod can play any enrique iglesias song on his maracas.”
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