L2F
love to f-ck
jim: ask her to f-ck already
mike: i’m scared she might think i’m only dating her to get laid
jim: it’s okay, mich-lle l2f, she won’t mind.
learn to facebook n00b
commenting on a post or photo posted a year ago and forgetting to look at the date
l2f…
starting a conversation on a friends wall post that another person created about a completely different topic
l2fmake your own wall post…
learn to fly
controller praised for texting pilot down safely
l2f n00b!
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