l33t haxx0r


a gamer who has created himself an in-game ident-ty which is elite (1337= leet)or so they promote.he is adept at compu-speak or 1337speak and usually uses this to make himself feel like a big man. the person is most likely a nerdy, reject fanboy who lives at home with too much time and money on his hands, due to the lack of socialization he encounters.
gamer (in game): yo n00bs, i r teh 1337/l33t haxx0r, ain’t n0b0dy g0n m3ss wit me, i’ll awp yo -sses.

mother (real life): oh darling could you please set the table and prepare for dinner my little snook-ms?

gamer: yes mother dearest, just let me get my gl-sses and my steamed celery and disconnnect my ethernet cables and keyboard attachments. -snort snort-

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